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French Demotivational Poster


FAIL. - French Military victories?


TAGS: french military victories
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:59 pm
Cheech it isn't just liberal politicians trying to reduce collateral damage and civilian casualties it's all politicians because they think it makes them look like a better person. It's all political theatre. Wake up, they're all on the same team dipshit.
Sean - May 22, 2009, 9:42 pm
Have you posted any posters yet Cheech?
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:52 pm
In a true fight/war your goal is to SMASH your enemy by ANY means necessary.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:51 pm
The US beat themselves in Vietnam. We let the UN and politicians get involved. There actually no war we can't win if we are willing to go far enough. A major problem like we are having now is the LIBERAL politicians get involved.
Nonsense - March 22, 2009, 3:57 pm
Napoleon was an ethnic Italian born on Corsica a year it was sold to France. Jean of Arc? Ya, a little girl claiming to have visions of God won a war. I think it counts as a defeat.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:22 pm
...no, that was a real error a while ago. It's been fixed since.
Typed it in myself - January 31, 2009, 12:17 pm
this is what the first link was: french military victories Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. Suggestions:. - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. ... www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victor
HEY - January 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
you know whats funny about vietnam?.....america did not have to be liberated during or after it....
Culos - January 9, 2009, 1:36 pm
And sure they couldn't win in Vietnam, but didn't another great nation fail to do so as well?????
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:34 am
FFS, crack open a history book, will you? I'm no fan of the Gael, but there *was* this guy once upon a time, Bonaparte. And a gal, Jane, Jean? Something of the Arc....
Anonymous - January 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
The French cannot win on their own against another country, that is a proven fact. The only time the French won on their own is when they fought other French in their Revoulution.
Conrad Palmer - January 8, 2009, 3:06 pm
guys..im canadian, so i dont really give a shit about the french or the american revolution
Dipshit: - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
Htd...its not actully on google its just like the chuck norris thing you have to click "im feeling lucky"
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 10:49 am
And without their "help" today we wouldn't have all the wars in Africa.
Toussaint - January 8, 2009, 10:04 am
Without the French help during the American Revolution, there wouldn't be a US.
4Real - January 8, 2009, 9:47 am
You are a cock sucker, english win beacose they appear when the war is over, and attak only if they are 15 time more. Bunch of faget
htc - January 7, 2009, 11:08 pm
Fail cause this doesn't happen.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 10:43 pm
You got my hopes up. I actually googled it.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 6:04 pm
This is both epic and full of win! Your reward is 500 interwebs.


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


14 JUILLET - Napoléon and Joséphine knew how to make their bedrock




INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


TED NUGENT - “What is the last thought a deer has before you shoot him?” “What am I going to eat, who will I screw and can I run fast enough to get away”. They are very much like the French.




SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson




MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman


TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.


EPIC FAIL - French flag is blue-white-red.


TAGS: epic fail french flag
Rating: 1.93/5

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DhurrDhurr - March 16, 2011, 8:55 pm
COMMON SENSE FAIL - When it's displayed, it goes Blue-White-Red. Regardless of which way you see it on the pole. Using your logic, the stars of the American flag can go on the right.
Ikke - September 29, 2009, 6:20 pm
COMMON FLAG FAIL The blue is on the side of the pole, be it left or right.


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


CANADA'S TRAGEDY -


TAGS: french fries with gravy and curdled cheese
Rating: 4.56/5

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CANADA - April 16, 2010, 9:01 pm
molson only makes good commercials. leave beer to the real men
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:05 pm
If that's how canada is, I'm not impressed.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:50 pm
Not much better than Molson Dry, was it?
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:46 pm
I had a Molson Ice once.
CANADA - April 16, 2010, 1:50 pm
don't bad mouth the poutine, its as addicting as crack.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:17 am
Smoking it more like......My latest poster will make it clear...once it's approved.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:14 am
Chewing the wrong cud again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 10:02 am
Again......I'm Retarded......What is wrong with me today?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:57 am
I'm retarded...... "British culture"....................................BTW, we all have Asian technology.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:52 am
I would have ignored it if it weren't for the "American culture" comment........Some things can't be forgiven...XD
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:48 am
Great people the whole way... except for one guy in Toad River BC
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 9:47 am
It's a joke guys. I thought Canadians were a happy, friendly kind of people. And yes Mr. Heap, I drove down the Alaska Hwy. in Feb. of '87
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 9:44 am
Sorry Iceman....1L......even your stereotypes make no sense.
TheTrashHeap - April 16, 2010, 9:36 am
American Culture? Not fuckin likely! Have you ever been to Canada Ice?


FRENCH FRIES IS HEALTHY FOOD, YOU BETCHA -


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


FRENCH KISS - Autralian do it better


TAGS: kiss french down under woman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by suzieq

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 6:23 am
She was my pet. :D but then she died.. :( haha oh well.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:18 pm
plutôt bonsoir ! I'm not living there at the present time, but it sure is a nice place to stay. you had a duck ??? what were you doing with a duck ?
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 9:07 pm
Aww. Gosh, i would give anything to live in france! Im in french class right now! Bonjour! xD haha (i had a duck named Susie Q before.)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'm french, but I like it better the australian way lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:59 pm
Idk.. the french are preaty romantic. ;) jk 5l


DANGER ! DANGER ! - Cultural Waste Land Ahead !


TAGS: french
Rating: 4/5

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Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:25 pm
they drive like a$$ holes and Park as if they were blind.
maoworks2 - July 12, 2012, 7:19 am
Thanks Everybody For Your Comment's.
Densaku - July 11, 2012, 8:25 pm
DANGER,DANGER. Uncultured Ontarian ahead!....Lol
spacedog - July 11, 2012, 7:06 pm
Quebec has a distinct culture. I just don't get it, and I've been there. Beautiful place, nice people, great food, good beer, but the TV, music, and art... I don't know what's going on there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 4:59 pm
I don't know about Mao, but I find Montreal to be filled with a lot of hipsters and spoiled students. Of course, TO is the same way.
JOHNSONPARADISE - July 11, 2012, 4:42 pm
Excuse me Mao but can I ask you what part of our culture you call waste ?
maoworks2 - July 11, 2012, 9:18 am
I Don't Know What You Said, So Thank You I Hope .
MissPriss - July 10, 2012, 7:09 pm
Vous avez mis 5Le clou dessus vous y'ete! (I think that's what I'm trying to say teehee).


FOR SALE - MAS Modèle 36 French infantry rifle. Never fired, dropped twice, includes bayonet/white flag holder. These are unfortunately ubiquitous, so asking price will be low. Make Offer.


TAGS: french cowards army military
Rating: 3.36/5

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DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 10:55 pm
We Craigslist now
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:51 pm
$5 + $19.99 shipping and "processing."
Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:16 am
what's the asking price? :3


FRENCH PARTY -




FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.




CANADA - Defender of the beaver tail. Master of the moose. Keeper of the maple syrup.


TAGS: he comes from a very french town so dont make fun of his accent
Rating: 3.48/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I am glad I stumbled upon this. Hell, Trash, for his last comment gets this poster a 5L. (Yes I know this poster is almost a year old)
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 3:19 pm
poorly spelled random french words and phrases remembered from years of french classes and 1 episode of the wonder years.
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
i reconize the word monsieurre
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
?
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
oui oui monsieurre pomplamousse chien haha vous lez vous du beurre jerry lewis pomme de terre mon frere?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:46 pm
LMAO! just the tags alone get you 5! FRENCHIE!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Oh Canada our home's on native land.....
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:41 pm
And beaver tail is exactly what it sounds like. "glorious and free"
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:40 pm
LMAO Trash!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maple syrup is used as lube. Canadian tire money as rolling papers.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
I distinctly remember Sean talking aboot Uncle Steve, baseball, home runs and coming home with Canadian Tire Money
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:26 pm
No that's Canadian Tire money
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
I think its their currency
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
I'm still trying to figure out what Maple Syrup is a euphemism for
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
What aboot the canadian lingo is hard?
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:15 pm
Rolex = see Sean's poster with the competitive Rolex. Hey I'm just starting to get this Canadian lingo down!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yeah a shitty fake Rolex he bought on a beach in Mexico.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
and a Rolex
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 1:38 pm
It's like curling with less brooms.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
I see he has his competitive fisting knuckles on...so how do they score that anyway?


FRENCH VALOUR - Salian Franks William the Conqueror 33rd Waffen SS Grenadier Division Charlemagne


TAGS: french valor valour france french victory victories
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:48 am
The Russians shouldn't have helped the Nazis without thinking for a second that they weren't next. Mr Man needs to read up on his history...
Mongo - November 6, 2009, 7:19 am
What!?...The Russians did most of the dying, The Far east was exclusively an American theater of operations and the French were only on board during our revolution at the very end, for very selfish reasons and only national gain in mind....
Mr Man - November 6, 2009, 2:46 am
During the American war of independance the french helped the americans win, but being americans, they took all the glory for themselves Actually the russians did most of the winning during WWII, The americans came in near the end and claimed the victory
Nonsense - March 25, 2009, 1:30 am
William the Conqueror was Norman, who were descendants of the Vikings. And, they just own. Unlike the French.


CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


FRENCHIES & GERMANS - Just Because They're Nextdoor Neighbors Doesn't Mean They Like Eachother.


TAGS: france frenchies germany germans
Rating: 2.84/5

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Gryphus - February 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
Bullsh*t since 1956.


FRENCH GUNS FOR SALE - Only fired once, dropped once. deleted deleted


TAGS: french army
Rating: 3.09/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:55 pm
where are FAMAS, oh there is no one, then, oh, it's not french guns, oh you FAIL


FRENCH - because smelling bad and eating snails isn't enough.


TAGS: french assholes usa rocks
Rating: 2.23/5

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AslanBalaur - December 4, 2015, 3:07 am
Guess two ignoramus' forgot that the USA wouldn't exist if it weren't for the French. America was on the fast track to loose the Revolution till the French stepped in.


Passé -


TAGS: frogs french word play ballet
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 25, 2014, 10:50 pm
amen brother


ARM PIT HAIR - C'mon, you know you wanna smell it.


TAGS: girl french air pit hair
Rating: 2.16/5

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unexplained_paranoia - May 24, 2008, 2:31 am
D:


"ARRETE!" -


TAGS: french catacombs dead tits gtfo
Rating: 1.71/5

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Guest - August 2, 2009, 10:33 pm
it means stop


CANADA - we speak three languages in Quebec English, French, and Hockey


TAGS: canada hockey french thewolf
Rating: 4.33/5

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Aurielius - March 8, 2016, 7:15 am
Should be Franglais,Quebecois and Hockey.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:06 am
That's certainly the way it was back in the 60's & 70's. Nice to hear the culture endures :-)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO! Ultimately, they pulled through, though. I just love great hockey. I have favorite teams, but I don't care if they lose in a good game. Defective, I know... but I just love the game.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:44 pm
that was tough week after that loss. I still have nightmares about the avatar bet loss
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm
Gotta speak hockey..... since they're not playing it! Blew yer wad in the olympics!


KICKING THE HABIT -


TAGS: calendar soccer french celebration
Rating: 3.82/5

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Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:06 pm

truth gotta hurt...lolz


POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.


TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....


OBESITY AWARENESS RIBBON - Oh, the irony.


TAGS: fry french mcdonalds ribbon
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 2:44 am
They're edible.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You know, you just don't see many of those. Wonder why that is.


IN FRENCH -


TAGS: french english steve martin
Rating: 4.52/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 6:57 pm
This made me laugh aloud in a library. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you. Probably both.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:33 pm
I went to Paris, France over the summer, for some reason its the MEN who run around naked and the women who have harry armpits... and balls
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:54 pm
Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
"Frenchmen are a remarkable race, They fight with their feet.." 5 plumes de ma tante


FRANCE -


TAGS: france french
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:12 am
Lol. I'm not even going to ask. I'm just going to leave the 5L's here and go.


MAC N' CHEESE -




TERRORISTS - Rainbow Warrior, Auckland Harbour, 1985


TAGS: french terrorists rainbow warrior auckland harbour
Rating: 3.27/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 7:29 pm
That shut yas up didn't it! :P hehehe


FRENCH AIR FORCE - Viva la France!


TAGS: france air force french
Rating: 2.5/5

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poy - June 5, 2010, 5:54 pm
yes but you know french have fierté and with an image of an american who is sending a drone, it's just a fail
TheTrashHeap - June 4, 2010, 8:33 am
Calm down poy! This is a humor site n'est pas?
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:42 am
+ yes, all american aren't assh*les but a lot of them are
poy - June 4, 2010, 5:40 am
viva is not an actual french word + we're not the only country to send drones + our weapons are FAMAS and the weapon of this man is an M16 or something like then I think he is not french = go fuck yourself and stop hating french peoples without any reason
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:50 pm
I apologize Bone. All Americans aren't assholes.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:30 am
Enjoy...good talking to ya again.
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:27 am
well my pancakes are ready. but i will return soon. nice to hear from ya bone, things will soon be back to normal.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
LMAO...I hear ya Vern!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:24 am
Cubbys back! i thought the feds got him!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
better things to do)
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
Oh, and Cubbybear is back!
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:23 am
well i helped moooooooooo move a few weeks ago. good thing he cant read cause i didn't wanna explain what an abattoir is. in a few weeks i should be able to arrange net service but till then i can only moti when my woman is over. (when i obviously have
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:22 am
WTFO got banned, then unbanned...that was funny as hell. The rest has been the same old...
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Aggys now a mod, BoR set a record for fastest poster to HOF, LD and Wheels have been on a terror with great stuff and Ron & Sean are their pefect selves as always.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:15 am
Hell it's been fun! But, we kinda miss ya bud. What the hey's been going on with you big guy?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:13 am
sometimes i am bone. my woman has wifi on her laptop so while she makes my breakfast i get to motifake! woohoo! so... what did i miss?
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Whhatz up Trash...you back on line?
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:03 am
or american, or military, or mexican.....
TheTrashHeap - November 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Thats right bone. mooooooo is pure canadian angus beef. and a real tnuc sometimes...especially if you're french.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:36 am
Unfortunately BurpingJack, Moooo+ is Canadian...
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:25 am
All Americans are assholes! and you wonder why the world hates you!fuck your pets and get a life you jerks!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 5:46 am
Come on Alexis......embrace the hatred for the French (Surrender....you know you can do it....it's in your blood)......It's not gonna end any time soon.
Alexis.Chu - November 14, 2009, 5:11 am
F*ck you first.
ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Fuck the French.


CAMP IT UP -


TAGS: military fairies skit french troops
Rating: 4.45/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 2:55 am
5 Lions for well done Monty Python reference XD


GUILLOTINE - For when you need a creative way to kill someone.




Mon Dieu -


TAGS: that moment when reality lord realizes he should of used spellcheck monty python holy grail frenchie john cleese
Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Canadian Tickler -




FRANCE -


TAGS: the french have always surrendered
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greeny - May 30, 2011, 12:12 pm
What, no Ukulele?


I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE - It's very nice.


TAGS: french got one
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:24 pm
LMAO Airman! Great!!!!
egg - June 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
Except he's wearing a German uniform...however, the likeness IS uncanny.
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:06 pm
it's a french soldier
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:04 pm
Holy Grail.. French Castle
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 12:45 pm
? huh ?


FRANCE - Needs to be taught a lesson.


TAGS: france america french
Rating: 2.16/5

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Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:08 pm
What ever, hit france and we'll see what the E.U. has to say about it... or are you gonna concoct another nuke theory?
barockeva - April 8, 2009, 12:19 pm
Well, where's the American protests? Why are all 300 million people sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, not doing anything? Because they're fucking pussies, that's why!
Mark - April 7, 2009, 6:58 pm
Damn barockeva! Just when I think you can't say anything more stupid you go ahead shatter my expectations with complete dribble.
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:20 pm
At least French people have the balls to stand upto their government. Just saying.
Culos - December 11, 2008, 8:38 am
In that case I would learn to speak French, it's the only language they understand (makes me think of another country mentioned here somewhere)


FAIL - That's Holland's flag, you asswholes!


TAGS: fail french
Rating: 1.68/5

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Mads - September 11, 2008, 7:31 am
Fail It's French you twat
RnR - July 5, 2008, 5:25 am
only if you did not fail to tilt you head.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flags_by_country


VINTAGE INNUENDO -




FRENCH KISS -




THE FRENCH - Turning Simple into Complicated since 481




IT'S GOOD! -




ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge french singer
Rating: 3.65/5

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BoredRaven - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
the only reason i still listen to french music :P
temp - September 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
The Eiffel Tower is the country's collective erection for all the hot French women.


PHOOKING BYO RESTOORANTS - After all zees hassle of zee wine, zee 'Duck a l'Orange' had better be az good az zay say..!!




WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT -


TAGS: french cuisine frogburger
Rating: 3.38/5

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GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 9:48 am
Nice...5 "hold the Mayo's"


OLYMPIC GOLD - The French are doing it wrong!


TAGS: french olympic gold
Rating: 3.24/5

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Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 12:47 am
Oh man.... thats fucking dumb.
LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 3:31 pm
I went to the Olympics and all I got was a golden shower...


THE 4TH OF JULY -


TAGS: damn those french
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I really was in a pretty bad mood yesterday..I regret nothing. Yours is way better because it's not stolen. Even if it's not your best at least you put the time in to use an original pic.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
I mean didn't
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
The original did play well either...come to think of it!
BoneCD - May 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
I have 2 Canine-American teeth...Any who, what the hell did those neighbor kids do with the hose *scratching head*
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:51 pm
No wonder there are so many Americans ... or Canine-Americans, anyway.


WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

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Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?


FAIL - Cheat your way into the World Cup only to score one goal in three games.


TAGS: fail french world cup
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:57 pm
Must be hard for Ireland to see what France did with this chance Ireland should have had...
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 5:37 pm
yes, and being half irish, i was smiling the whole time
Derek - June 22, 2010, 5:34 pm
Ex-World champions self-destructed pretty badly.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 4:01 pm
...
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:57 pm
Abe Vigoda told me the same thing a week ago while we were playing hopscotch with Justin Bieber.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:57 pm
yeah man, that's definetly not a tank.
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:54 pm
redundancy... almost as annoying as sycophantism, unconstructive criticism and name dropping...
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:54 pm
ROR! TTH FTW!!!!! BTW its a pontiac F 150.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
That's not a tank!
crankyhead - June 22, 2010, 3:46 pm
Geez you guys are negative today. Good thing 5 billion people are paying attention to the world cup. Even better that none of them are "old" noobs.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:27 pm
Im not sure if it is a lack of effort or maybe just lack of experience. It took me a bit to actually take pride in my motifaking.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:17 pm
Major lack of effort among the new noobs. So many go nowhere posters. I miss Ronsart.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
This is pretty lame. If you don't follow the world cup this poster has no funny.


MYSTER MASK -




FRENCH - Gods language..


TAGS: french god
Rating: 2.5/5

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FREEDOM FRIES - They were cool for a while.




FREEDOM FRIES - I'm sure France was devastated.


TAGS: freedom fries france french dumb
Rating: 2.05/5
Mike Hunt - August 3, 2008, 11:51 am
Would you like a side of fail sauce "dude"???
K - July 21, 2008, 8:14 pm
French fries - a Belgian invention.
dude - July 8, 2008, 7:42 pm
French fries . . . an american invention.


AMERICANS - People who don't learn geography.


TAGS: americans noobs idiots flag fag geography holland french asshole bush
Rating: 1.86/5

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Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
"asswholes"?
AMERICANS - January 14, 2009, 9:46 am
why learn what will eventually be blown up?


THE FRENCH - Didn't they help us gain our independence?


TAGS: french france america american independence
Rating: 1.81/5

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Airman - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Why does everyone forget there was a brutal war in the Pacific too? Didn't see a lot of Russians helping there. Or French. Japanese don't quit till the last one is dead
LateHelpisLate - April 17, 2009, 11:05 am
Just for some Amerifags to know- Russia won WorldWar2 - you came nearly to late for Dessert. And as far as i read, the Nazis mainly sended to young, ill and untrostworthy Troops to defend France from your invasion.
agdaniele - March 22, 2009, 11:26 pm
Everyone, regardless of age, race, nationality and religion, must come together and address the real injustice.... tunnels. 1L
Elder God Douchebag - March 22, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sir, I can assure you, we did not descend from punctuation.
zenshi - March 22, 2009, 11:11 pm
Of course Us help France twice. But wihtout France help , Us never exist. The Amercians are just the son of French , British , Irish , Italian , Spanish Colons.
reality - January 14, 2009, 9:42 am
and the US bailed france out when they couldnt beat the germans TWICE....but hey if the US ever falls (cold day in hell) and you liberate us we will call it even.
Shawing - August 19, 2008, 6:31 pm
Yeah, France helped US, but I guess they don't want to remember.


FREEDOM FRIES - Fries: a Belgian, not a French invention


TAGS: freedom fries french flag belgium
Rating: 1.68/5

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Frav - September 2, 2008, 1:58 pm
it is called french fries because the verb 'frenching' means cutting something very thin. It has nothing to do with France


ARGUMENT - You Call This One?




THE FRENCH -


TAGS: french bad fail english
Rating: 1.46/5

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Alexis Chu - August 3, 2009, 9:24 am
?? and what's this demotivator supposed to mean ?


HOLLAND - Only if you turn your head sideways!


TAGS: fail french holland
Rating: 1.27/5

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Pandora - July 15, 2008, 1:51 am
Uhh, that actually is the French flag, lol, Holland's flag is horizontal...


Always Give Up -


TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)


French Proverb -


TAGS: french proverb toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:41 pm
Well that's the rootinest tootinest 5L that I've given in a while...pfft!
BobbEdwards - September 28, 2013, 11:37 am
Yeah, the dreaded shart
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2013, 11:12 am
And it's really fucking annoying when I just want to take a leak and something that's not gas is trying to come out of the other elimination port.


French the Language of Love -


TAGS: french english
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 5:34 pm
Babelfish translation. The only French I know is merde`. Oh, and... no, that's not French.
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 3:50 pm
Actually, some speak it like they have a mouthful of carp sandwich


Excuse my French -


TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
5 French lions for You


The french knights -


TAGS: the french knights
Rating: 4.78/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 9:27 pm
"I told them we already got one *snicker*"
Silverheart - July 14, 2013, 1:14 pm

Reality Lord and his 3 brothers, atop the Castle of Guy de Lombard.


french people -


TAGS: french crepes
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - May 23, 2013, 6:28 pm
Try living in a town full of them...I don't dare let myself fall asleep at night! 5L for the giggle.


Cinco de Mayo Priorities -




PICK ONE ANY ONE -


TAGS: june calendar french celebrate
Rating: 4.46/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:18 pm
No disrespect here... I'm just in close proximity too. It all boils down to "excuses" once again.


FRENCH’S MUSTARD -


TAGS: french mustard yellow
Rating: 3.69/5

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gufbal - June 6, 2010, 3:41 am
I used to work there! Frenchs foods in springfield mo. Nice art.
WTFO - September 22, 2009, 12:30 am
Great poster, Ron. When I was in the desert, I traded patches with a French officer. The patch is of a fighting roster in primarily desert colors. Therefore, the French AF has a patch with a yellow chicken on it. I shit you not. I laughed my ass off.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: hot dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


FRENCH WINE -




FRENCH BREAD - Put It Next To German Bread And Watch It Surrender.




REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: remember when french arm pits bill clinton thanks mr ftachaser357
Rating: 3.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 12:29 am
I love it!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
NENA! 99 LUFTBALLOONS! Original video. I was never the same again. Thank God.


WIVES - Alyce - "John! Get down from there!" "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water!" - John. (Who, that night, slept soundly on the couch.)


TAGS: monty python french man grail
Rating: 3/5

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Hawamleh - December 15, 2010, 1:20 am
I've learned to live witthout respect. It's funny how fast you aquire that trait when being aprenticed to shiek grabs-a-lot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
check your pm's ICEBAG
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Or Mr. Blaque, whichever. Oui, mon ami?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:39 pm
I guess I'm OK with that. Thanks Mr. pink.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
It appears he did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
Did ICE just call me Mr Black?
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm

you would have better results with $35.00 and a room, clean sheets optional.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:35 pm
Mr. Kettle, Mr. Pot. Meet Mr. Black.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 pm
all in god fun. I respect you all....except Goat cheese sammich, he's disgusting.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:25 pm
Heh, heh. You're one cold blooded somebitch Moooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Maybe you were just too cheap....(I'm not trying to perpetuate any stereotypes)
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Right. Given the considerations.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:23 pm
Keep dreaming Mooooooooooooo. She said no & she means it.
rerun - December 14, 2010, 9:20 pm

No she isn't...if she was she would like me too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:17 pm
all in good fun, Ice and I have been insulting each other for a long time...hey ICE! yur mom's a whore!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 9:13 pm
Calm down fellas. Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
I concur...that bitch needs help.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:09 pm
I wish your sister would stay away from the cat box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:00 pm
don't listen to ICE.....he's got a sandy Va-jay-jay.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 8:59 pm
Again. More regret.
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 8:54 pm
Thanks so very much for that tidbit. We had no clue.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:07 pm
"His" = John Cleese, who plays the French man depicted here.
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Alyce is the name of his current wife... just for your information.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 7:05 pm
No way man, Monty python is public domain here. You did good. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Mirromere - December 14, 2010, 7:02 pm
No. Its nit intended to reflect upon him in any way. And no it is not his so I don't have to ask him to use it. Though in hindsight I feel as though I shouldn't have done this one.
culos - December 14, 2010, 5:38 pm
Is that a picture of Reality Lord? Did you ask for his permission to use it???


BUSKING - touching people's lives in vibrant surroundings


TAGS: they must be french
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:48 pm
How is this so poorly rated? Hilarious!


SPY - French people piss me off


TAGS: tf2 spy french people pissed
Rating: 1.44/5

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NumberXIII - February 3, 2012, 2:04 am
kinda says a lot about dogmatism, eh? Or the American gov't, for that matter. Stick to the rules to closely, and you'll get screwed, or things slip by on "technicalities".
forseti - November 8, 2010, 2:28 pm
Ive had worse ones than this get approved... THAT'S a problem, dude!!
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:19 pm

no you haven't
Shottyz - November 7, 2010, 1:03 pm
Ive had better ones than this get denied...
Zealot - November 7, 2010, 11:53 am
trash this is a poor attempt at humor by a tf2 fan.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Loosely translated It means One Lion
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
What does this mean?


We Seek a bit of Humor -


TAGS: monty python french castle queue
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - February 19, 2016, 4:27 pm
Holy Grail, per se...
GaryO - February 19, 2016, 8:39 am
Gold
MissPriss - February 18, 2016, 11:24 pm
Me lord has been 1 UP'd. Nicely done dawg!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2016, 10:43 pm
5L
Reality Lord - February 18, 2016, 9:32 pm

hehe
JesusWept - February 18, 2016, 8:39 pm
Nice one, Spacemutt! UP.


What A Deal -




quitting? -


TAGS: quit smoking use french fries
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:28 am
Me neither Prissy. I'd just find a new bad habit! LOL!
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:14 am
I'll never quit...either of 'em! What doesn't kill ya leaves you with cholesterol and a bad cough.


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